《新金瓶梅1》

"荒诞派"

3Iwasafraidofyou.Youaskedforsomethingthatconsumeswhileitburns,thatdestroyseverythingittouches.Ididn’twanttobedestroyed.

"小姐你的(de )熊掉了o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓"

"怎么(me )打不开"

"全(quán )职主妇侦(zhēn )探，不，是强盗。"

"海报确实很牛B。。"

"2010.7.1土豆网"

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"一看开头和结尾，就觉得这(zhè )真是好莱(🔞)(lá(🥟)i )坞(⛺)的改编(biān )剧(🌮)本(🧝)，就(🏷)(jiù(🕕) )差(🥃)脸(🧗)蛋(🍪)上(🐰)(shà(🌩)ng )镌(🖱)两(⛲)坨(😋)大(🏞)(dà(🎋) )字(🕔)儿(♈)：(🌁)耶(🈁)(yē(🙃) )耶(🥊)我(😮)会(💵)讲(jiǎng )故事！可(kě )我还是看(kàn )恶心了。很讨厌这(zhè )版的包法(fǎ )利，嗯，你的效果(guǒ )达到了。"