"矫情(😽)"
"小姐…
"矫情(😽)"
"小姐……你(nǐ )的熊掉(🌯)了…"
"萌死(sǐ )啦!!!"
人设有(💵)问题(tí )——女主刚(gā(🏪)ng )开片(piàn )是个欠透的公(🚜)主病女(nǚ ),然后这个(gè(🙀) )bitch刚到(🕙)(dào )男主家(📖)住一天(📹)第二(🥁)天(tiān )早上(🍾)起床就(🤴)(jiù )会(🚒)和(hé )气的(🧛)说话了?难(🌺)道男(nán )主(🚀)晚上夜访(fǎ(🐊)ng )给她(tā )整(🎬)舒服了(le )🍺不(🐐)痒了公(gō(🚓)ng )主病就好了(🔓)(le )?还(hái )有(🎂)男主是(shì )个(🈶)比吴京🐮(🏠)的圣母,我(wǒ(🚻) )真的没见(🌃)过这(zhè )个等级的瞎(xiā(👏) )子,女主这么丑也把他(➗)眼(yǎn )睛吸得死死(sǐ )的(🔗)——也许是因为丫25了(📶)还(hái )是个处男着(zhe )急透(🤳)(tòu )🍺(🌸)🐎破处?
"看到当(🕛)年(niá(🌟)n )师父也有(😖)跟(gēn )兄(🗽)弟(dì(⏮) )俩一样囧(🏘)的修行(🏉)经历(💳)(lì ),我很欣(💟)慰(wèi ),很(hěn )欣(🛵)慰"
"莫失莫(🥙)忘"
"搞笑为(wé(🕠)i )主。。。"
"又(yòu )厉(♏)害(hài )又搞笑(😂)又(yòu )可爱(👡)又温柔(róu ),布(💆)里格斯(sī(➿) )的那(nà )个女(⏲)人真(zhēn )是(🍂)不简单,哈哈哈哈"
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