"小时候的(de )陈浩
"小时候的(de )陈浩南(nán ),山(✴)鸡,包(☔)皮,大(🔷)飞,乌(👘)鸦,坤(🗼)哥。"
"~~~"
"20130501,那(🗒)生疼(🐈)(téng )的(🥥)大巴(🎤)(bā )归(🏨)途,那(🌓)打发(🔉)时(shí(🦂) )间的(🐖)电(dià(😮)n )影。再(🤨)无聊(🆔)的电(⛳)(diàn )影(🎅)都会(🔕)(huì )有(🕥)归处(🖨),因为(🛴)你(nǐ )别无(wú )选(🚽)(xuǎn )择。ps:感觉像话(huà )剧的电(diàn )影,可惜太硬梆(bāng )梆了。"
"囧货"
"小姐,你的(de )熊掉了(le )"
"小姐,你的熊掉(diào )了!"
"一个(gè )个丑得像鞋底子(zǐ )似的还(hái )拍你妈逼啊"
"又是(shì )陪妈看(kàn )剧系列,又是无(💔)(wú )力(📤)吐槽(🏐)(cáo ),首(⏰)先,我(📥)真的(🚉)(de )受不(♟)了(le )女(🃏)主的(🗻)声音(⚪),嗲得(🔏)让人(🍫)(rén )恶(⚾)心,这(😀)口音(🍮)是台(🤴)湾的(🎖)(de )吗?(🐏)?她(🛴)叫奶(🦀)奶的(💳)声音(➕)(yīn )真(♒)的又(🏙)(yòu )奇怪又难听(🌃),而(ér )且她还(hái )很zz,傻逼兮兮地(dì )随便吃(chī )野果,中毒进医(yī )院,现(xiàn )实中真有这么zz的(de )人吗?路上什么不知名(míng )的野果(guǒ )都能随便乱吃。
"钱小豪(háo )的蛊惑"
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