"小姐,你(📛)的熊掉
"小姐,你(📛)的熊掉(🌟)了"
"原(🍳)来你咬我啊这(🎥)个段子(📎),是在(📏)这本电影(yǐng )里(🔜)(lǐ )出(chū(🐛) )现(xià(🏔)n )的(de )呀(ya )。"
"主(zhǔ )妇(fù(➿) )桑(sāng )。汝(🤳)(rǔ )辈(🍧)(bèi )还(hái )是(shì )内(🆑)(nèi )么(me )具(⏲)(jù )有(🔋)喜感TAT"
"囧货(huò )"
3Iwasafraidofyou.Youaskedforsomethingthatconsumeswhileitburns,thatdestroyseverythingittouches.Ididn’twanttobedestroyed.
"Alifewithyou.我(wǒ )们(🌂)(men )要(yà(🔕)o )经(jīng )历(lì )过多长的岁月和(🤲)风雨才能明白什么是life,lie,die"
"超级(💜)喜欢露白,这样的男(👓)人是我(🥦)的就好了"
"果然是…(😺)…师~~傅(🙀)~~~~"
"笑死了把熊过肩摔(🦍)的女人(💢)跟举起钢琴的女人(👐)有什么(🌍)本质不同么"
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