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After years Toni and Rosa meet again in their old home village in southern Germany. While the village itself has to adapt to the changes of the future, the two women develop an explosive relationship until they reach a point, where both have to make a decision.

During the slavery period in Brazil, a sugar cane farm was the stage for the darkest kinds of horrors. Years later, the place's cruel past is still stained in its walls, even if unnoticed, until a series of strange events starts happening and death returns to the farm. The film is divided in five short horror stories.

南宋(🌏)时(shí )汉(hà(❓)n )水流域河盗猖(🥧)獗，朝(cháo )廷(🔻)为(🥣)剿灭匪患派出(⏰)“横江军”精(🚩)英章盖出(chū )任(📝)(rèn )特使，稽查河(🥊)上大案(àn )。查(🤫)案中与退役军(🤰)人(rén )莫(mò(🔗) )客偶遇，二人在(🚍)误(wù )会中(🌟)建立友谊。恰逢莫(🤤)(mò )客(kè )亲人女(🏎)孩玉佩被(📦)河(hé )盗掳走，二(😯)人携手救出(👄)(chū )玉(yù )佩和被(💖)拐儿童，将(🥛)(jiāng )河(hé )盗正法(🍃)，还一方平安(ā(🗞)n )。